Dexter McPherson: Edit
I'm Dexter, remember that bitch because after this
you're about to get dissed by a scientist!
No more games red headed boy this is time to get serious
Think twice before messing with the all mighty boy genius!
You're more easy then beating my enemy so this will be your end
Your show is so bad you have a talking dog is a friend
Fuck your show and your experiments tests
This day will be the day you remember that dexter is the best
Johnny Test: Edit
Blah Blah Blah I'm up against some nerd
You are your show is nothing but a massive pile of turd
I think you're just mad cause your show got take down
You're always in a lap and do you have the downs
Ginger haired freak you're fucking nothing but jealous
Me kicking your smart ass is what I call hilarious
You're so small you look like a midget dude
so I'm going to kick your ass and thats what I came here to do!
You're starting to get annoying you remind me of my sister
I'm not just a genius I'm also a mad disser!
Go make out with your dog cause you don't get any girls at all
You're only 4 foot 6 and you're calling me small!
The bad guy in your show has a crush on one of your sisters
Quit now kid or my robots will leave you in plisters
Don't try to kill me with your terrible rhyms
You may have always one but not this time
Johnny Test: Edit
Don't try to diss me with your science shit dude
Hey Doggy don't you think it's time for Johney X and Super Pooge
You think you're gonna win, least we're smart enough
to know the answer is no! go make out with a robot, you stupid ho!
The Test Twins: Edit
Step away Johney let the girls finish this freak
You fail in every episode and your intelligence is weak
We are true cretors you are just a geek!
And truly you're a wannabe as we speak!
- This is the first official battle of the whole series
- The creators in 2016, admitted it to be the cringiest one of all.