Mickey Mouse vs Felix the Cat is the 3rd installment in the Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles series. It features 1930s animated Felix the Cat, versus Disney mascot, Mickey Mouse, to see who is the better Disney character.
Lyrics[]
Mickey Mouse:[]
Hey Hey, Kids, I'ma bout to beat this small mouse out.
Everyone's heard of me and no, you're not aloud in my clubhouse
I'm a mouse Emcee, with raps that squeak clean,
With average intelligence, I created the book on cartoon history
Enraging like Donald Duck, every animation looks up to me
While you're biting off more than you can chew, you're dumber than Goofy!
Felix the Cat:[]
In order to beat this cat, you need to step up your game.
I was the original digital crucible, you just stole all my fame
Been in it longer than you, yet you've been called a classic cartoon?
Fuck you and your friends, I'd rather watch Looney Tunes!
Mickey Mouse:[]
Don't talk like that Felix! Or they'll get rid of you again
Hehe, don't say I warned ya. You're more unoriginal than Ben Ten!
But I'll at least say thanks because you made Disney blow up
In fact, I did that, I take it back, I don't give a fuck!
Felix the Cat:[]
Even those disses are stolen, you sound like a young kid.
I mean I'll finish you off faster than the Disney Channel did!
I don't mean to be complicated, but are you retarded?
you named your dog Pluto after your tiny mouse stick.
Mickey Mouse:[]
You can't beat this mouse, you're tails like my spouse
I'm usually calm and friendly, but you, you make me shout!
HeHe, call me Suicide Mickey, No one even remembers you at all
this is like Tom and Jerry, the mouse won, now let's neuter your balls
Felix the Cat:[]
If you're trying to rap good, you've gotta actually have some class,
Dirty old rat, go stick that white glove up in your ass
Kingdom Hearts was terrible, and your kids show was hectic
I'm the pinnacle of toons, you don't deserve the title epic.
I may be a thing of the past, but I just beat Mickey the Rat.
Kicked your ass, Signed... Felix the Cat.